25 Most Miserable Valentine's Day Gifts That Could Cost a Couple The Future

Valentine’s day is that time of the year when you have another more excuse to spoil your significant other. Some people put a lot of effort into the gifts they want to give, but others just don’t even try. Here, you will read the weirdest and hilarious Valentine gifts that people have received and trust us, some are hard to believe. Let’s see!

1. ‘Once I ordered my girlfriend flowers that didn’t arrive (or were stolen from the porch), so I gave her the delivery confirmation. It was not as funny as I thought it would be.’

2. ‘My dad gave my stepmom a toilet seat once for Valentine’s Day. He genuinely thought he had the best gift ever. This happened over five years ago, and we still laugh at him about it. But that’s not all. It was the most generic toilet seat ever. Not even one of the ones that go down slowly.’

3. ‘When I was a kid, my dad gave my mom a set of jumper cables for Valentine’s Day. As it turns out the story has a happy ending. He was in the doghouse for a couple of nights, but about a week later her battery dies and dad was a hero again.’

4. ‘I received an oversized tank top. You know, the ones that were known by the horribly offensive moniker “wife beater”. It was meant to be used as a dress.’

5. ‘Inappropriate candy messages. We’re betting the recipient of one of these lollipops would have something interesting to say in response.’

6. ‘My husband (then boyfriend) once gave me a picture frame filled with his hair… he thought it would be romantic, but I didn’t agree!’

7. ‘A tongue scraper as a Valentine’s Day gift? There are endless things to do together that don’t involve removing “tongue fur.” Ew.’

8. ‘My boyfriend at the time took me to dinner and then surprised me with a horse-drawn carriage ride. Total fail because first, it was cold and I’m Southern (I don’t do sub-50 degree weather well), and two, I hate the horse-drawn carriage industry. We didn’t make it past March.’

9. ‘This ad takes the “til death do us part” idea a step beyond what the vow intends. We’re pretty sure that’s the least romantic gift ever.’

10 ‘I received a heart out of meat. Yep, that’s right. Meat. Apparently, you can buy your sweetheart a raw steak shaped like a heart. Yum.’

11. ‘I got a weed wacker for Valentine’s day. Any type of cleaning tool, supply or appliance is the worst gift you could ever receive.’

12. ‘A text breaking up with me.’

13. ‘I received a “romantic ball”. These aren’t the kind of balls someone wants to receive for Valentine’s Day.’

14. ‘My dad got my mum a hair trimmer set and photocopied the card she got him one year. They celebrate their 25th anniversary this year, so maybe it’s a good one.’

15. ‘Cards referencing bodily functions. Yeah, maybe you’re cool with it. But you don’t need to be reminded. Or do you?’

16. ‘I’m pretty sure it has to be the bottle of a really old perfume I’m pretty sure was his mom’s.’

17. ‘I got files for divorce. Not quite the gift I had in mind for my first Valentine’s Day.’

18. ‘I wanted a romantic dinner, but I received deviled eggs. Yes, I said, deviled eggs.’

19. ‘A fancy jewelry box… and the comment ‘don’t get excited… it’s not a ring or anything.'

20. ‘My husband gave me a beanie. And a plain black coffee mug.’

21. ‘I received a framed photo of his pet. Presented by his pet. He probably didn’t know I had a relationship with him, not with his mascot.’

22. ‘A little mermaid doll and adult diapers. I was pregnant. I guess my husband thought it would be funny.’

23. ‘The ever so romantic metal trashcans with the step-on open feature! In his defense—he had the flu when he went out shopping. I’m sure they felt like a good idea in his fever-addled brain!’

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24. ‘A boyfriend once gave me a plush raccoon for Valentine’s Day. I don’t have a thing for raccoons—he thought it was cute, I guess.’

25. ‘An empty box of chocolates.  He told me that he bought it, and there was coconut in all of them (there never is), and that he had to eat them to keep me from having an allergic reaction (I’m allergic to coconut). So really, he said, ‘for Valentine’s Day I saved your life.’ It didn’t last long after that.’

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Now tell us, have you ever received a crappy Valentines gift like the ones from this list? We hope no! But tell us more about it in the comments section. If you enjoyed this list, share it with your friends so they can laugh as well, and stay tuned for more hilarious content like this!

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